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♥ He's not a douchebag! Duh.

= Friday, February 27, 2009 =


And before we end the months of hearts with a Bang! (And you know what I mean) Here's a cute game you can play. This game is "gender-douchebag neutral".


Find out if your sweetheart is a douchebag at LiquidGeneration.com!


So what is a douchebag anyway?

A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious a-h0le that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality. LOL

Read other definitions of a douchebag at The Urban Dictionary. My fave is no.5!

At least this made me laugh. Do they really need to add Mortal Kombat there huh?

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♥ Guess the Porrrrnstar from the Cheerleader

= Wednesday, February 25, 2009 =


Here's a fun game I bet you guys can't win the first time. I got 8 out of 10 though. Daaarn!



Cheerleader or Porrrn Star?

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♥ i just won 270 banner impressions!

= Thursday, February 19, 2009 =


For just clicking through EasyHits4u while surfing other sites, I didn't realize that I have already reached 1000 sites! And thus, aside from the earned credits, traffic and $$$, they also gave me this award:



Woah! So that gives me a total of 4,129 unassigned banner impressions for only 2 sites. Next step is... make those banners! LOL

Nobody reading your blog? Earn hits and increase your traffic with EasyHits4u! Join NOW!

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♥ How are Real Love Dolls created?

= Monday, February 16, 2009 =


I had a blast with my Valentine's Day! The contest, the dinner date(s)...

But I won't divulge such information today. Well, not yet.

So in the mean time, here goes a little something to the lonely guys out there. Maybe, you need a love doll to play with?

I find it interesting how they manage to make such realistic ones. Uh, I'm not talking about the blow up balloon dolls.

Go over the realistic Japanese dolls and see how they are made. And note, they not only make Japanese girls, but any race and size the customers prefer.

= Realistic Love Dolls =

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♥ Happy Lovers Day!

= Saturday, February 14, 2009 =



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♥ I Need Your Help!

= Monday, February 9, 2009 =


Please vote on the best costume for Miss Valentines Contest! The winning costume will be the one I shall wear. Please please please vote!

Click the image below to enlarge! (I mean the photo okay?) *Giggles*



My thoughts on each piece:

First, I totally love them all! But I would like to know how people would react. My friend who will create the suit for me says I should wear what I would like and feel most comfortable in. Well, I want them all, that's for sure.

1 and 4 - are my best picks but is it too cutsey cutesy for the contest?

2 - Simple and elegant, easy to wear. I especially like the shoelace frontal. But for Valentines, I think the devil is out. Or is it?

3 - A masterpiece, but could be too "revealing". It is a beauty contest not a Miss Playboy Girlfriend.

5 - Another devil girl, but it's simply adorable and chick. And not too naughty.

6 - Fairy princess, I always wanted to be a ballerina. Good thing there is no talent portion. Or else, I won't dance a ballet.

7 - Cotton Cupid. I love the lace and cotton ensemble. The bag and white stockings are adorable too!

8 - Another cute cupid. I like the short skirt. But the whole thing could be too simple. Adding stockings won't match.

Cast your votes now! Oooh, if only I could let you vote at the contest itself. Anyhoo...

Please help me choose! You can leave a comment here or email me if you're too shy. *Giggles*

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♥ The best Obama Quote

= Sunday, February 8, 2009 =




"We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a change to pursue their full measure of happiness." - President Barack Obama (January 20, 2009)
~~~

...it simply almost brought me to tears! I now cross my fingers in the hopes that we all made the right decision.

And this post is also to celebrate today in History, February 8, 1865, as Martin Robinson Delany was commissioned as the first black Major in the U.S. Army.


...And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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♥ The Awards of Just Because...

= Friday, February 6, 2009 =


Oscar's Academy Awards is just around the corner. 16 days to be exact. And since I am one of those people who just watch the telly to witness the event, I thought ordinary bloggers can have their extra-ordinary awards too!

So I will start giving out badges as trophies and award bloggers who are extra-ordinary. Let's just say I choose them "just because..." (for several reasons and no exact particular category)

I will try to do this every first week of every month and sum up the 12 awardees at the end of the year. As for January, since it has passed by, I shall give 2 awards today.

And the first award, for the month of January, is given to...

*drumroll please*

Jerry! Diary of a Loser is a Winner in so many ways!


The second award, for the month of February, goes to...

Harmony! One Way Trip to Hell will actually bring you to your own Haven!




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♥ Diary of A Loser

= Wednesday, February 4, 2009 =


Who is already a winner!

Jerry's blog caught my attention a few days back while surfing over at the defunct BlogExplosion. It's not only inspiring, it is also helpful esp with the info that I have read so far...

The inescapable facts concerning weight loss:

1. A pound of fat contains 3500 calories. If you want to lose a pound of fat, you must burn 3500 more calories than you consume.

2. You must consume enough calories each day to keep your body from thinking it may starve. If you don't get enough calories your metabolism will slow down thereby burning less calories and you'll just feel tired and hungry.

3. Walking is a wonderful way of burning calories, it will burn extra calories and build muscles in your legs. Try to work up to at least 2 miles a day. If you walk 2 miles in 34 minutes (3.5 mph), you'll burn approximately your weight in extra calories.

Now, if you would like to compute how much calories you burn while walking, head on over to Diary of a Loser and click on your weight and the hours/ minutes that you have spent on walking today.

And in connection to that, I would like to share a few photos I found over at Flickr. Pictures of empty fastfood restaurants!


McDonald's at Washington, DC


Einstein Bros. Bagels at Aurora Colorado


Unnamed locations of empty Burger Kings:






Other Fast Foods gone fast:


KFC


Jack in the Box


Now ain't those photos inspiring or what?

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♥ Handsome Geek of the Month

= Monday, February 2, 2009 =


Let me introduce to you Norbert Orlewicz, the man behind "MLM Internet Formula Attraction Marketing" (whatever that means)

I don't really care what he is saying, I just find him extremely cute in his geek glasses and all that techie glam!



So, shall we stalk him? Let's see in the c(u)ming days. Yawza!

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